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HBO Presentation Fails To Deliver Promised ‘Brief Nudity’
JACKSON, MS—As far as local resident Nate Childress can tell, the “brief nudity” promised in the HBO original movie Total Disclosure was not delivered at any point during the 93-minute film. “Were they talking about when you could see that one girl’s bare back?” Childress asked. “Or maybe they meant the part where you could almost sort of see that blonde girl’s ass through the panties. If that’s what they meant, that’s bullshit.” Childress said the brief nudity may have occurred during the 10 seconds when he raced to the kitchen for a beer, but noted that he went for the beer during a scene set in a police station. “I highly doubt that any girls took their clothes off during the 10 seconds of police interrogating that I missed,” he said.
Naked Lies
Were they talking about when you could see?
Or perhaps,
they meant the part where you could sort of see
As far as Nate Childress can tell,
the “brief nudity” promised
was not conveyed at any point
If the brief nudity
may have occurred !?!
If that’s what they meant
that’s bull!
By: Melissa de la Luna
